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      CRITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT - THE FATE OF ASVS IS EFFECTED BY THIS DEVELOPMENT   03/02/2018

      The Orville >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ad infinium >>>>>>> ST: Discovery (aka Star Trek: PTSD) and Tilly is still a meme character. Carry on.
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      Memorial Announcement for Gear of Troll Kingdom   04/02/2018

      As far as I'm aware he wasn't a member but some members of this board crossed over. Khas has told me he died of cancer, and regardless what community he will be missed.
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      PLEASE READ - tagging me on Facebook and my retirement   04/09/2018

      It has come to my attention that I'm being tagged on Facebook posts by members of ASVS including the administration and moderatorship here. As I use that Facebook profile strictly for professional development...I have to request that you guys stop. I'm not kidding when I say it might become a serious liability, especially since I work in an industry extremely sensitive to things we joke about here. And with that, it has also come to my attention that the entire Commander RayCav persona has also become a liability towards my continued professional development - and so as of this moment I've decided to permanently retire it. I'm shutting this account down and I'm surrendering all moderatorship and administratorship responsibilities and privileges. I'll reregister under a new name as a regular member.

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  2. Star War fans claim takes 15 years build 4 Galaxy class starships. Problem this so call argument first it take NASA guessing no other delays 4 years from when the James Webb Space Telescope was give the greenline project to when put orbit guessing that no other delays. After all likely sensors special came thing try development for science and research part mission Galaxy class starship might delays after delays those sensor like make Jame Webb Space Telescope child play to compare. Now of course another possible UFP might will take time with just Galaxy class pro-type. Doing all kind tests before sending her into unknown UFP put other Galaxy class starship into sevice 10 year time.
  3. "Black Smoke Over Blue Water"

    Lucuis nodded as he listened to Henry. He laughed out loud at his anecdote about the neighbor. "Dayum, some people, man," he said with a toothy grin. "But yeah, I hear ya. I don't profess to know hella lot about Middle Eastern politics, shoot their bad blood goes back over a thousand years, man. Of course, before that ya had the Persians and Romans and Greeks all takin' turns lordin' over this land. I don't blame 'em for mistrustin' outsiders, so maybe that's what got the Saudis all riled up. Anyway, good advice, man, I'll let it drop." He gave Henry a thumbs-up, as the van pulled through the security gate. Seeing the Green Whale, Lucius beamed. "There she is. Lookin' mighty fine. Good vision and firing lines along the flush deck, little in the way of structures cluttering it up." He flashed a grin at Marek and Jake. "I mean, in case of trouble, of course." As the van came to a halt, he was closest to the handle of the side door, so he grabbed it and slid it open. The outside air smacked him in the face like a hot, damp mattress. "Oof. Good thing we got acclimated already. Now to see if I still has my 'sea legs'..." Rounding the open rear door, he grabbed up his duffle bag and gear, and followed the others up to the tanker.
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  5. So.... yeah. Thoughts and opinions on the latest developments from there, now that those documents have been released?
  6. Let face In Star Trek discovery will you take my hand the UFP or accority Section 31 think blow the Klingon homeworld to second heaven the crew USS Discovery did go along with it. However Klingon Empire might been more scare of this and this might explain why Klingon Empire response to Genesis project the way did they fear it would used as weapon against on them. What do you guy think about it.
  7. "Black Smoke Over Blue Water"

    Henry would just look at Lucius, "Gahd damn Luces. That's some deep shit. I usually gotta delete my browsah history after hearing something like that." He grabbed the bottle of water and sipped it again, stopping with the back wash technique that wasn't really working to cure his cottonmouth. "Think of it this way, we'rah Mercenaries. We'rah soldiers for money. That means we'rah hired by people with money but can't have their own ahmy for whatever reason. Oar we get hired by somebody with an ahmy and they don't want their fingerprints all oveah things. At some point we'rah gonna be working for the bad guys. We're just lucky Clear Water itself is on the up and up." He sipped more water, "Hell, my fucking neighbah three properties down wanted tah hire me ta kill his wife. Befoah ya ask that fuckah's in jail. The wife still sends me a pork pie every Christmas." he sat back with a smirk on his face. "Uhmm Said." Henry read off the sign, in the 'american' way of saying it. "Ah, who the hell am I kidding. That could be the name of a beach back home." He joked around, "Hey Andreia, wanna go clamming up at Ummsaid? We can get some ice cream at Goose Rocks on the way theah." Henry would get out of the car once it came to a stop, Nodding to Brian as he got his luggage out of the back. "What's the crew looking like?"
  8. "Black Smoke Over Blue Water"

    (Sorry, that I cant think of any more to write in this turn. I give more details on my next turn.) Hannu sighed.“Sorry, I’m just worried that Clear Water and Maxergy is making a bit of a gamble. Who ever was running that scandal might still pulling the strings today.I’ve seen that sort of crap while working for the FSIS” He turned hs gaze though the window. After a awkward silents he look at the group”I never told you that I hated my former job, did I”? A few minutes later, the convo managed to arrive at Umm Said Industrial area. You can see the typical site of warehouse, oil refineries, factories and business buildings before arriving at the port. After going though the Guard post you see a large green and white oil tanker appropriately named the Green Whale.As the convoy stops , the Main Supervisor, Brian R Callaghan, a 45 year old Irish American man with salt-and-pepper hair and pretty athletic build for his age walks out of the lead vehicle and turns towards you. “Alright people, lets meet and greet the crew of the ship then bring our gear onboard.” He said in a friendly but professional voice. He then starts walking towards the ship.
  9. The Crack-Crossover Generation Thread

    Flipped the coin. Tails. First 1d100 roll: 76 (Final Fantasy VII) Second 1d100 roll: 41 (RWBY) Third 1d100 roll: 7 (Star Trek (2009)) 1d12 roll: 6 (The Forest) 1d20 roll: 8 (Website Designing). Cloud Strife teams up with Team RWBY and the crew of the Starship Enterprise to design a website. In the middle of the forest. Meh, I've read worse. Flipped the coin: Tails. First 1d100 roll: 64 (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Second 1d100 roll: 68 (Kill la Kill) Third 1d100 roll: 43 (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones) 1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel) 1d20 roll: 4 (Suffering a long car ride) Uh.... Ryoko and Satsuki plan to join the Avengers, but have to endure a long car ride to get to the weird hotel where they're going to meet up with Tony Stark/Iron Man, only for White Walkers to start attacking? Flipped the coin. Heads. First 1d100 roll: 39 (Halo) Second 1d100 roll: 27 (StarCraft) 1d12 roll: 12 (A fast food restaurant) 1d20 roll: 9 (Forming a rock band) Jim Raynor, Zeratul, Master Chief, and Arbiter discuss forming a rock band while in some fast food joint? Do Cortana and Sarah Kerrigan get into arguments about who the lead female singer should be? And what exactly are the burgers made of? Hydralisk meat? Flipped the coin. Heads. First 1d100 roll: 68 (Kill la Kill) Second 1d100 roll: 92 (Metal Gear Solid) 1d12 roll: 8 (A bar/pub) 1d20 roll: 3 (Applying for a job) Huh.
  10. The Crack-Crossover Generation Thread

    Flipped the coin. Heads. First 1d100 roll: 22 (Doctor Who) Second 1d100 roll: 72 (Final Fantasy III) 1d12 roll: 8 (A bar/pub) 1d20 roll: 18 (A bizarre trial) Hm. This one actually sounds like it could be a genuine Doctor Who episode. Flipped the coin. Heads. First 1d100 roll: 37 (Pirates of the Caribbean) Second 1d100 roll: 100 (Blackadder) 1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel) 1d20 roll: 9 (Forming a rock band) Not sure if easy or hard..... Flipped the coin. Tails. First 1d100 roll: 77 (Army of Darkness) Second 1d100 roll: 76 (Final Fantasy VII) Third 1d100 roll: 78 (Ghostbusters) 1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel) 1d20 roll: 18 (A bizarre trial) Too easy. Flipped the coin. Heads. First 1d100 roll: 51 (Tenchi Muyo!) Second 1d100 roll: 82 (SpongeBob Squarepants) 1d12 roll: 8 (A bar/pub) 1d20 roll: 8 (Website Designing) Delightfully Crack-tastic! Flipped the coin. Tails. First 1d100 roll: 47 (Slayers) Second 1d100 roll: 92 (Metal Gear Solid) Third 1d100 roll: 53 (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) 1d12 roll: 2 (The Jungle) 1d20 roll: 6 (A baseball game) Lina and co, the Stardust Crusaders, and Solid Snake playing baseball in the jungle? Alrighty then. Flipped the coin. Heads. First 1d100 roll: 57 (The Land Before Time) Second 1d100 roll: 48 (Record of Lodoss War) 1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel) 1d20 roll: 6 (A baseball game) Well then. This is... a thing. Flipped the coin. Tails. First 1d100 roll: 66 (Family Guy) Second 1d100 roll: 34 (Command & Conquer: Red Alert Series) Third 1d100 roll: 18 (Stargate: Atlantis) 1d12 roll: 2 (Generic Fantasy Land) 1d20 roll: 14 (Flame Wars) Wuh.. wuh... What.
  11. The Crack-Crossover Generation Thread

    Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 1 (ST:TOS) Second 1d100 roll: 97 (Calvin and Hobbes) 1d12 roll: 6 (the forest?) 1d20 roll: 2 (getting snowed in) hoo boy...okay, so Calvin and Hobbes were having an epic snowball fight, when they get lost in the woods. coming out in a meadow, they find a strange crystalline substance in the middle. just as they were about to touch it, there's a high pitched *shweee* sound and a glow all around them. sensing a trap, Calvin and Hobbes assume a back-to-back defensive posture. the light subsides, and standing there are Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and a redshirt. Ensign Redshirt steps forward, phaser raised, and says, "Captain, the Klingons have beat us to the dilithium crystals!" Before Kirk can tell him "Wait. Ensign. He. Might. Be. A. Normal. Kid," Redshirt attempts to fire on Calvin. But the canny Calvin had been holding his last snowball in his hands since they entered the forest, and now it was a good solid golf-ball sized marble of pure ice. He flings the ice ball, striking the onrushing Redshirt on the forehead, sending him sprawling onto the snow-covered meadow. Spock gives a Vulcan salute, and says, "We do not wish to harm you. Please step away from the dilithium crystals, they are highly radioactive." As Kirk finally finishes his first sentence, McCoy has rushed to the side of the unmoving Redshirt, running a medical tricorder scan. He looks up at Kirk, and says, "He's...not dead, Jim." etc. etc. yeah sure we can run with this one too ^^
  12. The Crack-Crossover Generation Thread

    Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 18 (SG: Atlantis) Second 1d100 roll: 89 (LOTR) 1d12 roll: 4 (the beach...how appropos) 1d20 roll: 15 (wondering what they did last night) heh, so the flying city of Atlantis ends up falling into a wormhole, and the crew loses consciousness...when they wake up, they have landed on the western ocean of Middle-Earth, and have beached themselves near Belfalas, in the land of Gondor. General O'Neill looks out upon the unfamiliar landscape, and says, "Where are we?" Just then, King Aragorn rides up with his knights, wondering what this massive thing is that just washed up...yeah, I think we can work with this one ^^
  13. How are fat people handled in the Matrix?

    Yes that does. I mean the whole 'humans as batteries' thing is kind of convoluted. I mean using human feces to produce methane that's then burned for energy would be possible, and at some time they're gonna be having a net loss when it comes to soylent green. But that still doesn't answer the "if you're fat in the matrix are you fat in real life" question.
  14. So, in this Game of Thrones-themed match, the Jon Snow Dude Squad (Jon Snow, Gendry Waters, Jorah Mormont, Sandor "The Hound" Clegane, Beric Dondarrion, Tormund Giantsbane, and Thoros of Myr) will do battle with the Sand Snakes - the daughters of Prince Obyren Martell. Which team emerges victorious? (My money's on the Dude Squad, but I want to hear your opinions.)
  15. From what I remember, the machines liquefy the dead to feed the living.... but even THAT explanation just raises further questions.
  16. This is the kind of shit that keeps me up at night, just laying back trying to sleep and 'how does the Matrix handle fat people?' Go fuck yourself brain. This has several layers to it. I mean there MUST be fat people in the Matrix, that's simple enough as tracking what they eat/exercise in the simulation, otherwise people would figure shit out and start chugging ice cream, but does it carry over to the real world? I mean if my fat ass was unplugged from the Matrix, would I pretty much just be a blob in a tube, or am I gonna be average size and shape? Do I get fed some sort of nutrient paste in my pod everytime I eat in the matrix? Or do I just get my 3 feedings of gruel a day and my brain just thinks I'm eating potato pancakes and spam with a chocolate shake? Where the hell are they growing the food that they're feeding us in our pods?
  17. Dennis shrugged at the mentioning of Maxergy. "To be honest, I haven't heard much about them. Which either means that they're just starting up, or they've got some damn good people covering their tracks." As usual, Dennis stayed quiet during the discussion of Middle-Eastern politics, preferring merely to listen to what the others said. That was, until both Lucius and Jake replied to his comment about serving in the French Foreign Legion, at which point he just had to smile. "Thanks." he said to both of them. "Or rather, merci."
  18. "Black Smoke Over Blue Water"

    "What do I think of Maxergy? I guess a job's a job right? I mean we're just being paid to protect Maxergy's stuff like Henry said. Nothing else concerns us. Besides, isn't it a little late to worry about it?" Jake says with his usual bravado. However its clear he isn't really sure he believes that or not. Looking almost unsettled by Hannu's question and its implications. Rather sheepishly rubbing the back of his head. In his own black and white world he was always the gallant hero at odds with some of the more grisly things he'd done in the past. Contradictions he generally tried not to dwell on. "As far as I'm concerned none of "us" should be out over on this side of the world but..." He shrugs." That's why they pay us." At hearing Dennis served with the Foreign Legion he gives a warm, goofy smile as he nods respectfully towards the other man. Reciting, in very badly accented French, "Honneur et Fidélité" and makes an effort to sit up a little straighter.
  19. "Black Smoke Over Blue Water"

    Lucius raised his eyebrows. "Dennis, man, you were with the Légion étrangère? Respect. I won't mention it again in your presence." He closed his eyes and nodded to him. His eyes popped open again when Andreia, Adam, Hannu, and Henry began discussing Qatari current events and Maxergy. "See, that's what I don't get about what the Saudis and the others are accusin' the Qataris of doin'. The Muslim Brotherhood is a Sunni Muslim organization founded in Egypt. The Iranians are Shiites. They're like oil and water, day and night. Besides, Shia Muslims barely make up somethin' like ten percent of the population. The Qataris were supportin' the Saudis in attacking the Shia Houthis in Yemen. Combined with the belligerence of Iran, there's no plausible motivation for Qatar to support Iran or terrorists. Ya know what I think? Somebody has skin in that game, and wanted to break up the coalition between the Saudis and the Qataris. What better way than to fabricate some evidence, let it slip to the right ears, and the whole works start comin' apart. "See, when I was a kid, I used to get accused of all kinds of shit by damn liars. Whenever somethin' was missin', some mofo would whisper that I was seen near it. I spent my grade school years turnin' out my pockets, openin' my locker for teachers to search it, all kinds of degradin' humiliation. I know it was racially motivated, but nobody but brothers and sisters would understand. I didn't fight it, because my mama told me not to, and I saw what happened to brothers and sisters that did." He tapped an index finger on his temple. "You gotta use your head, not just to survive, but to make your life better. That's why I'm gonna keep an open mind about the Qataris. Not judge a book by its skin. Maybe Maxergy is the same way. Shit, who am I kiddin'. They're a corporation, it's all about gettin' the oil money locked up first. Dig?" The irony of not being judgmental about Qatar while dismissing the oil company as only concerned with lucrative relations with the country didn't seem to phase Lucius.
  20. "Black Smoke Over Blue Water"

    Henry stayed silent at the mention of Afghanistan, he had never been and had gotten shit about it from both family and friends. Very few aunts and uncles understood that an Airman with severe airsickness in the Security Forces wouldn't be sent to kick in doors or drop bombs on the 'Al Kaidahs'. He sipped more water, emptying the bottle and smashing it before recapping so it'd stay smashed. "Long as they'ah not having me shoot innocents or protesteahs, I got no problem with em. Other than that all I got to say is money talks, and oil is still big money. No Oil, no gas, no tractahs or fishing boats, no trucks or trains hauling food, no fuel to keep the house warm in wintah." His mouth was already dry and he was eyeing another bottle of water.
  21. The ASVS Revitalization Project

    So, while I finish up the weapons list, enjoy this map of the two galaxies for this project!
  22. "Black Smoke Over Blue Water"

    (And Im sorry for not running the game. Im also finding a game of hunter so I was a bit desiccated.) Adam was chuckling with with Lucius and Jake about how esay the job will be and A-stan till Dennis told them not bring up the subject. “Sorry there boss …… I did mean to bring back some bad memories. I had a bad time there too. I’ll just leave it at that.” “Lets just change the subject then.” Andreia said while putting away her phone. Before anyone can say more, Hannu finally broke his silents. “ So what do you think about the companywe are work for? Maxergy I mean.” “What about Maxergy?”Adam replied. “We been with many oil companies before.” Hannu shook his. “Yes i know but have you herd of what trouble this country been in this past few years? They lost there diplomatic ties after this country was supporting the Muslim Brotherhood and Iran.* Sure, It got it’s trust from its numbers back resonantly, but why would Maxergy would come back here so early?” *( Here is some info about the Qatar diplomatic crisis https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2017–18_Qatar_diplomatic_crisis )
  23. The Crack-Crossover Generation Thread

    Flipped a coin and got: Tails First 1d100 roll: 72 (Final Fantasy III) Second 1d100 roll: 64 (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Third 1d100 roll: 75 (Final Fantasy VI) 1d12 roll: 12 (A fast food restaurant) 1d20 roll: 12 (Babysitting) Um.... okay. Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 53 (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) Second 1d100 roll: 68 (Kill la Kill) 1d12 roll: 3 (Generic Fantasy Land) 1d20 roll: 2 (Getting snowed in) This... huh. Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 24 (Babylon 5) Second 1d100 roll: 75 (Final Fantasy VI) 1d12 roll: 5 (Modern Suburbia) 1d20 roll: 16 (A birthday party) Kefka shows up at Cartagia's birthday party in the suburbs? Disturbing.... Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 17 (Stargate: SG-1) Second 1d100 roll: 38 (Mass Effect) 1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel) 1d20 roll: 11 (Clones run amok) Well, that's certainly.... interesting. Flipped a coin and got: Tails First 1d100 roll: 52 (Yu Yu Hakusho) Second 1d100 roll: 14 (Star Wars: Rebels) Third 1d100 roll: 46 (Berserk) 1d12 roll: 8 (A Bar/Pub) 1d20 roll: 19 (Joining a Counter-Terrorist Group) Okay. This one probably can't work.
  24. The Crack-Crossover Generation Thread

    Some other results: Flipped the coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 94 (AC Gundam, so "Gundam Wing") Second 1d100 roll: 85 (Pokemon) 1d12 roll: 5 (Modern Suburbia) 1d20 roll: 9 (Forming a rock band) Oh this one was too easy. Flipped the coin and got: Tails First 1d100 roll: 18 (Stargate: Atlantis) Second 1d100 roll: 87 (The Matrix) Third 1d100 roll: 63 (DC Animated Universe) 1d12 roll: 8 (A Bar/Pub) 1d20 roll: 19 (Joining a counter-terrorist group) Huh. THIS would be interesting. One more. Flipped the coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 3 (Star Trek: The Next Generation) Second 1d100 roll: 1 (Star Trek: The Original Series) 1d12 roll: 1 (Space) 1d20 roll: 7 (Telemarketers) Okay, aside from the telemarketers, this was too easy (although, the idea of Kirk and Picard teaming up to fight space-telemarketing IS pretty hilarious). One more. Flipped the coin and got: Tails First 1d100 roll: 86 (Digimon) Second 1d100 roll: 61 (Transformers - Generation 1) Third 1d100 roll: 57 (The Land Before Time) 1d12 roll: 9 (Prison) 1d20 roll: 13 (Making a movie) Okay. Well THAT'S certainly crack-tastic.
  25. Inspired by "The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator"! Alright, for this... project, what you need are: A coin, a twenty-sided die (1d20), a twelve-sided die (1d12), and two percentile die (1d100). And if you don't have dice like those, just use this handy little thing: https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm Now, where the fun begins! Step 1: Flip the coin. If heads, your fanfic will be a two-way crossover. If tails, it will be a three-way crossover. Next, roll the percentile die. Each number represents a different series/franchise to use, and here they are: 1 - Star Trek: The Original Series 2 - Star Trek: The Animated Series 3 - Star Trek: The Next Generation 4 - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 5 - Star Trek: Voyager 6 - Star Trek: Enterprise 7 - Star Trek (2009) 8 - Star Trek Online 9 - Star Trek: Discovery 10 - Star Trek: Other 11 - Star Wars: Original Trilogy 12 - Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy 13 - Star Wars: The Clone Wars 14 - Star Wars: Rebels 15 - Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy 16 - Star Wars: Other 17 - Stargate: SG-1 18 - Stargate: Atlantis 19 - Stargate: Universe 20 - Battlestar Galactica (Original) 21 - Battlestar Galactica (Remake) 22 - Doctor Who 23 - Torchwood 24 - Babylon 5 25 - Firefly 26 - Lexx 27 - StarCraft 28 - Warcraft 29 - Diablo 30 - Overwatch 31 - Warhammer Fantasy 32 - Warhammer 40,000 33 - Command & Conquer: Tiberium Series 34 - Command & Conquer: Red Alert Series 35 - Forgotten Realms 36 - Greyhawk 37 - Pirates of the Caribbean 38 - Mass Effect 39 - Halo 40 - Red vs. Blue 41 - RWBY 42 - The Wheel of Time 43 - A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones 44 - Neon Genesis Evangelion 45 - Puella Magi Madoka Magica 46 - Berserk 47 - Slayers 48 - Record of Lodoss War 49 - Outlaw Star 50 - Cowboy Bebop 51 - Tenchi Muyo! 52 - Yu Yu Hakusho 53 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 54 - Discworld 55 - Redwall 56 - The Dresden Files 57 - The Land Before Time 58 - The Lion King 59 - The Nightmare Before Christmas 60 - Harry Potter 61 - Transformers (Generation 1) 62 - Transformers (Beast Wars) 63 - DC Animated Universe 64 - Marvel Cinematic Universe 65 - The Simpsons 66 - Family Guy 67 - Futurama 68 - Kill la Kill 69 - Akame ga Kill 70 - Final Fantasy I 71 - Final Fantasy II 72 - Final Fantasy III 73 - Final Fantasy IV 74 - Final Fantasy V 75 - Final Fantasy VI 76 - Final Fantasy VII 77 - Army of Darkness 78 - Ghostbusters 79 - The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy 80 - Ed, Edd, n' Eddy 81 - Codename: Kids Next Door 82 - SpongeBob Squarepants 83 - The View Askewniverse 84 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show 85 - Pokemon 86 - Digimon 87 - The Matrix 88 - Touhou 89 - Lord of the Rings 90 - Starfox 91 - Homestar Runner 92 - Metal Gear Solid 93 - Gundam (Universal Century) 94 - Gundam (After Colony) 95 - Gundam (Future Century) 96 - Gundam (Post Disaster) 97 - Calvin and Hobbes 98 - Bloom County 99 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 100 - Blackadder (Note: For those who might otherwise not know, but still have percentile dice, when you add the sum of the dice up, getting all zeroes equals "100".) Now, do this again, until you have either two or three franchises. And if you roll the same number multiple times, just keep re-rolling until you get a different one. Next, Roll 1d12. This will determine the setting of the fanfic! 1 - Space 2 - The Jungle 3 - Generic Fantasy Land 4 - The Beach 5 - Modern Suburbia 6 - The Forest 7 - The Old West 8 - A Bar/Pub 9 - Prison 10 - High School 11 - A Weird Hotel 12 - A Fast Food Restaurant Now that you have your setting, let's see what thing/event is crucial to the storyline! Roll 1d20 to determine the result: 1 - A clogged toilet that needs to be unclogged 2 - Getting snowed in 3 - Applying for a job 4 - Suffering a long car ride 5 - A power outtage 6 - A baseball game 7 - Telemarketers 8 - Website-Designing 9 - Forming a rock band 10 - War breaking out for an inane reason 11 - Clones run amok 12 - Babysitting 13 - Making a movie 14 - Flame wars 15 - Wondering what they did last night 16 - A birthday party 17 - Time-travel 18 - A bizarre trial 19 - Joining a counter-terrorist group 20 - A crappy camping trip So, let's see what my test results are, before I let you lot have a go! Flipped the coin and got: Heads, so a two-way crossover. Rolled 1d100 first time and got: 96, so that's Gundam (Post-Disaster) (aka "Iron-Blooded Orphans") Rolled 1d100 second time and got: 13, so that's Star Wars: The Clone Wars Rolled 1d12 and got: 5, so that's Modern Suburbia Rolled 1d20 and got: 17, so that's Time-travel. So, the resulting fanfic is a crossover between Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans and Star Wars: The Clone Wars, set in Modern Suburbia, and using time travel as its main plot. Now, it's your turn!
  26. RIP Stephen Hawking

    .............................................................. What? Khas asked for a moment of silence, I can't just replay with words...
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