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      CRITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT - THE FATE OF ASVS IS EFFECTED BY THIS DEVELOPMENT   03/02/2018

      The Orville >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ad infinium >>>>>>> ST: Discovery (aka Star Trek: PTSD) and Tilly is still a meme character. Carry on.
    • Commander RayCav

      Memorial Announcement for Gear of Troll Kingdom   04/02/2018

      As far as I'm aware he wasn't a member but some members of this board crossed over. Khas has told me he died of cancer, and regardless what community he will be missed.
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      PLEASE READ - tagging me on Facebook and my retirement   04/09/2018

      It has come to my attention that I'm being tagged on Facebook posts by members of ASVS including the administration and moderatorship here. As I use that Facebook profile strictly for professional development...I have to request that you guys stop. I'm not kidding when I say it might become a serious liability, especially since I work in an industry extremely sensitive to things we joke about here. And with that, it has also come to my attention that the entire Commander RayCav persona has also become a liability towards my continued professional development - and so as of this moment I've decided to permanently retire it. I'm shutting this account down and I'm surrendering all moderatorship and administratorship responsibilities and privileges. I'll reregister under a new name as a regular member.

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    So.... yeah. Thoughts and opinions on the latest developments from there, now that those documents have been released?
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    Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 1 (ST:TOS) Second 1d100 roll: 97 (Calvin and Hobbes) 1d12 roll: 6 (the forest?) 1d20 roll: 2 (getting snowed in) hoo boy...okay, so Calvin and Hobbes were having an epic snowball fight, when they get lost in the woods. coming out in a meadow, they find a strange crystalline substance in the middle. just as they were about to touch it, there's a high pitched *shweee* sound and a glow all around them. sensing a trap, Calvin and Hobbes assume a back-to-back defensive posture. the light subsides, and standing there are Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and a redshirt. Ensign Redshirt steps forward, phaser raised, and says, "Captain, the Klingons have beat us to the dilithium crystals!" Before Kirk can tell him "Wait. Ensign. He. Might. Be. A. Normal. Kid," Redshirt attempts to fire on Calvin. But the canny Calvin had been holding his last snowball in his hands since they entered the forest, and now it was a good solid golf-ball sized marble of pure ice. He flings the ice ball, striking the onrushing Redshirt on the forehead, sending him sprawling onto the snow-covered meadow. Spock gives a Vulcan salute, and says, "We do not wish to harm you. Please step away from the dilithium crystals, they are highly radioactive." As Kirk finally finishes his first sentence, McCoy has rushed to the side of the unmoving Redshirt, running a medical tricorder scan. He looks up at Kirk, and says, "He's...not dead, Jim." etc. etc. yeah sure we can run with this one too ^^
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    Flipped a coin and got: Tails First 1d100 roll: 72 (Final Fantasy III) Second 1d100 roll: 64 (Marvel Cinematic Universe) Third 1d100 roll: 75 (Final Fantasy VI) 1d12 roll: 12 (A fast food restaurant) 1d20 roll: 12 (Babysitting) Um.... okay. Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 53 (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure) Second 1d100 roll: 68 (Kill la Kill) 1d12 roll: 3 (Generic Fantasy Land) 1d20 roll: 2 (Getting snowed in) This... huh. Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 24 (Babylon 5) Second 1d100 roll: 75 (Final Fantasy VI) 1d12 roll: 5 (Modern Suburbia) 1d20 roll: 16 (A birthday party) Kefka shows up at Cartagia's birthday party in the suburbs? Disturbing.... Flipped a coin and got: Heads First 1d100 roll: 17 (Stargate: SG-1) Second 1d100 roll: 38 (Mass Effect) 1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel) 1d20 roll: 11 (Clones run amok) Well, that's certainly.... interesting. Flipped a coin and got: Tails First 1d100 roll: 52 (Yu Yu Hakusho) Second 1d100 roll: 14 (Star Wars: Rebels) Third 1d100 roll: 46 (Berserk) 1d12 roll: 8 (A Bar/Pub) 1d20 roll: 19 (Joining a Counter-Terrorist Group) Okay. This one probably can't work.
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    Made this a while back. Only posted it on YouTube now.
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    Inspired by "The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator"! Alright, for this... project, what you need are: A coin, a twenty-sided die (1d20), a twelve-sided die (1d12), and two percentile die (1d100). And if you don't have dice like those, just use this handy little thing: https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm Now, where the fun begins! Step 1: Flip the coin. If heads, your fanfic will be a two-way crossover. If tails, it will be a three-way crossover. Next, roll the percentile die. Each number represents a different series/franchise to use, and here they are: 1 - Star Trek: The Original Series 2 - Star Trek: The Animated Series 3 - Star Trek: The Next Generation 4 - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine 5 - Star Trek: Voyager 6 - Star Trek: Enterprise 7 - Star Trek (2009) 8 - Star Trek Online 9 - Star Trek: Discovery 10 - Star Trek: Other 11 - Star Wars: Original Trilogy 12 - Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy 13 - Star Wars: The Clone Wars 14 - Star Wars: Rebels 15 - Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy 16 - Star Wars: Other 17 - Stargate: SG-1 18 - Stargate: Atlantis 19 - Stargate: Universe 20 - Battlestar Galactica (Original) 21 - Battlestar Galactica (Remake) 22 - Doctor Who 23 - Torchwood 24 - Babylon 5 25 - Firefly 26 - Lexx 27 - StarCraft 28 - Warcraft 29 - Diablo 30 - Overwatch 31 - Warhammer Fantasy 32 - Warhammer 40,000 33 - Command & Conquer: Tiberium Series 34 - Command & Conquer: Red Alert Series 35 - Forgotten Realms 36 - Greyhawk 37 - Pirates of the Caribbean 38 - Mass Effect 39 - Halo 40 - Red vs. Blue 41 - RWBY 42 - The Wheel of Time 43 - A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones 44 - Neon Genesis Evangelion 45 - Puella Magi Madoka Magica 46 - Berserk 47 - Slayers 48 - Record of Lodoss War 49 - Outlaw Star 50 - Cowboy Bebop 51 - Tenchi Muyo! 52 - Yu Yu Hakusho 53 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 54 - Discworld 55 - Redwall 56 - The Dresden Files 57 - The Land Before Time 58 - The Lion King 59 - The Nightmare Before Christmas 60 - Harry Potter 61 - Transformers (Generation 1) 62 - Transformers (Beast Wars) 63 - DC Animated Universe 64 - Marvel Cinematic Universe 65 - The Simpsons 66 - Family Guy 67 - Futurama 68 - Kill la Kill 69 - Akame ga Kill 70 - Final Fantasy I 71 - Final Fantasy II 72 - Final Fantasy III 73 - Final Fantasy IV 74 - Final Fantasy V 75 - Final Fantasy VI 76 - Final Fantasy VII 77 - Army of Darkness 78 - Ghostbusters 79 - The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy 80 - Ed, Edd, n' Eddy 81 - Codename: Kids Next Door 82 - SpongeBob Squarepants 83 - The View Askewniverse 84 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show 85 - Pokemon 86 - Digimon 87 - The Matrix 88 - Touhou 89 - Lord of the Rings 90 - Starfox 91 - Homestar Runner 92 - Metal Gear Solid 93 - Gundam (Universal Century) 94 - Gundam (After Colony) 95 - Gundam (Future Century) 96 - Gundam (Post Disaster) 97 - Calvin and Hobbes 98 - Bloom County 99 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 100 - Blackadder (Note: For those who might otherwise not know, but still have percentile dice, when you add the sum of the dice up, getting all zeroes equals "100".) Now, do this again, until you have either two or three franchises. And if you roll the same number multiple times, just keep re-rolling until you get a different one. Next, Roll 1d12. This will determine the setting of the fanfic! 1 - Space 2 - The Jungle 3 - Generic Fantasy Land 4 - The Beach 5 - Modern Suburbia 6 - The Forest 7 - The Old West 8 - A Bar/Pub 9 - Prison 10 - High School 11 - A Weird Hotel 12 - A Fast Food Restaurant Now that you have your setting, let's see what thing/event is crucial to the storyline! Roll 1d20 to determine the result: 1 - A clogged toilet that needs to be unclogged 2 - Getting snowed in 3 - Applying for a job 4 - Suffering a long car ride 5 - A power outtage 6 - A baseball game 7 - Telemarketers 8 - Website-Designing 9 - Forming a rock band 10 - War breaking out for an inane reason 11 - Clones run amok 12 - Babysitting 13 - Making a movie 14 - Flame wars 15 - Wondering what they did last night 16 - A birthday party 17 - Time-travel 18 - A bizarre trial 19 - Joining a counter-terrorist group 20 - A crappy camping trip So, let's see what my test results are, before I let you lot have a go! Flipped the coin and got: Heads, so a two-way crossover. Rolled 1d100 first time and got: 96, so that's Gundam (Post-Disaster) (aka "Iron-Blooded Orphans") Rolled 1d100 second time and got: 13, so that's Star Wars: The Clone Wars Rolled 1d12 and got: 5, so that's Modern Suburbia Rolled 1d20 and got: 17, so that's Time-travel. So, the resulting fanfic is a crossover between Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans and Star Wars: The Clone Wars, set in Modern Suburbia, and using time travel as its main plot. Now, it's your turn!
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