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      This is a serious announcement for once   01/06/2018

      I'm going to unceremoniously and immediately ban and delete any accounts in which it is painfully obvious they're spambots.  This is the only time I'll ever award any form of moderator/administrative punishment without consensus from other moderators and administrators. If you "see" me do otherwise (like my announcement regarding Khas) you'll probably figure out on your own it's a joke and no actual action has occurred. Here's where I'd normally say "you've been warned" but yeah spambots will never, ever read this anyway so it's literally pointless.
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      ATTENTION SPAMMERS!   01/10/2018

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      Alert!   01/16/2018

      Tilly is a meme character. CONFIRMED AS CANON. Like we didn't already fucking know this from literally the first episode.


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Airlocke last won the day on December 22 2017

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About Airlocke

  • Rank
    Official ASVS Slacker
  • Birthday 09/01/1989


  • Biography
    Why are you reading my fucking biography on ASVS? Do you truly have no life? Nope. I guess not. Sucks for you. HA!
  • Location
    Why the HELL would I tell you that? Mother fucker.
  • Interests
    Star War s and Star Trek. DUH!
  • Occupation
    I fucked your mom. No seriously, go ask her about it.

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  1. Capture the Flag, Round 4

    Has to be the Cylons, right? It is always the fucking Cylons.
  2. A douchebag? Smells like a douchebag. A dirty one.
  3. No. He's turned on by gigantic Angel fighting robots. I was going to make some kind of "-phile" joke, but I am not sure what would be appropriate. Fucked-up-ophile?
  4. He wants to be the very best Like no one ever saw Baffling them is his real test To troll them is his cause He will travel across the net Searching far and wide With warsies he will contest Surrounded on all sides Star Wars Fans, (gotta troll them all) its him and me I know its my destiny Star Wars Fans, oh, you'll fight to the end Its a fight to lose, you are destined
  5. With no powers combine.......You are Captain Jason!
  6. Care bears verse the Predator verse Aliens

    And Airlocke eats the cotton candy. Yes.
  7. I will be a pilot, as long as I get a concubine. It is a package deal.
  8. I pick the Night Elves, as long as Tyrande can be my concubine.
  9. Test

  10. Test

    Don't DO that. It confuses the HELL out of people.
  11. The Hunt For Edward Cullen's Head

    We're decapitating someone here, right? Let's go Team Lightsaber!!!
  12. Fifa. All in one rhythem.

    Have been since Thursday.
  13. You copy and paste any of that? Copy and pasting from another site copies the text color, as well. If you do copy and paste, please be sure to edit the font color before posting. Thanks!