Jump to content
News Ticker
  • IPB version 4.2 installed!
  • Announcements

    • Commander RayCav

      This is a serious announcement for once   01/06/2018

      I'm going to unceremoniously and immediately ban and delete any accounts in which it is painfully obvious they're spambots.  This is the only time I'll ever award any form of moderator/administrative punishment without consensus from other moderators and administrators. If you "see" me do otherwise (like my announcement regarding Khas) you'll probably figure out on your own it's a joke and no actual action has occurred. Here's where I'd normally say "you've been warned" but yeah spambots will never, ever read this anyway so it's literally pointless.
    • Commander RayCav

      ATTENTION SPAMMERS!   01/10/2018

      If you want to avoid being perma-banned for spamming, *DO NOT POST SPAM ON THE PROFILE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR!* This is a very stupid thing to do!
    • Khas

      Guests now have to fill out a Captcha if they want to post.   01/11/2018

      Fucking spammers.  That's why.
    • Commander RayCav

      Alert!   01/16/2018

      Tilly is a meme character. CONFIRMED AS CANON. Like we didn't already fucking know this from literally the first episode.

Ado Mortumee

  • Content count

  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

500 Excellent

1 Follower

About Ado Mortumee

  • Rank
    Insane Megadeus Pilot


  • Location
    Paradigm City
  • Interests
    World Conquest. Marathon. Halo. MLP:FiM. All types of movies. SF books.
  • Occupation
    The Evil Overlord That Every evil overlord Wants To Be

Profile Information

  • Gender
  1. https://mobile.twitter.com/KazHiraiCEO/status/337112855197388801 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BMcw9kiCMAANA1L.png *Sniff* It’s the most beautiful thing I‘ve ever seen. Sony obliterated Microsoft and their Xbone. All my money goes to Sony this console generation.
  2. And here's the quote on the rounds used by the Pulse Rifle:
  3. Actually, it still uses chemical propellant according to the Aliens: Colonial Marine Tech Manual. I don't have my copy right now, but IIRC it says the Pulse Rifle's rounds are 10x24 caseless with a muzzle velocity of 840 m/s. There's quite a bit of cool stuff in the Tech Manual like hyper velocity fire-and-forget AT weapons, info on the class of ship the Sulacco belongs to, a Heavy Tank with a PD laser and 115mm main gun that can fire at up to 60 RPM, etc. If you want I can PM you quotes once I have my copy back.
  4. Biggest Kook you ever met online.

    Hm, I'm going to have to go with Zinc and all his sockpuppets for ones I've actually interacted with. He's the only one I can remember the name of after all this time.
  5. George Krstic @GeorgeKrstic The Council has been summoned! Meeting with @TitmouseInc @chrisprynoski tonight to talk #bringbackmotorcity & #bringbackmegasxlr stay tuned! 8:04 p.m. Mon, Apr 29 http://gamepodunk.ipbhost.com/uploads/gallery/album_6/gallery_5_6_15133.png Spread the word across the internet my fellow ASVSers! This great show may yet return from the grave.
  6. http://kotaku.com/disney-shuts-down-lucasarts-468473749 Now where did I hide that stockpile of pitch forks and torches...
  7. Any o'y'all also post on SB?

    Spacebattler since 2009. Now where are the explosions and stuff going at sufficent velocity?!
  8. Review: Wizards

    Barrier drops? Evil cloud with eyes attacks? Oh come on now, did the writers have a fucking time machine or something? So THAT'S what happened to my upgraded laser rifle from FO:NV! Changelings! Changelings everywhere! Can’t stand them. *head explodes like in the GIF*
  9. Review: Wizards

    My opinion of this movie can be summed up by these two pictures: As for your sanity: These reviews won't be 1/1000 as entertaining as they are now if you become too insane.
  10. Were you aware...

    Wow. 5 miles long and only 2.5 million tons? Did they buy Titanium-A from the UNSC or something? Still, JMS did do a better job than Halo: Beta probe cycled back. The mass was still there and as solid as before. It was the largest reading Ensign Lovell had ever seen: twenty thousand tons. That couldn't be a Covenant ship--they didn't get that big. - Page 137, TFoR It turned out to be 4 Covenant warships: 1x Carrier (1455 meters long) 1x Destroyer (1500 meters long) 2x Frigates (1000 meters long)
  11. STILL ALIVE, still alive... The Mayans owe me a refund!
  12. Review: Wizards

    Having given it considerable thought, I can only conclude that this was written by The Stair Master back when he was slightly less crazy.
  13. Vader999's Greatest Hits!

    ...... Forget what I said about bringing him here! Forget I said anything about it at all!!!
  14. *Brain breaks from imagining someone actually insane enough to believe that kind of nonsense*... : I don't know.