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Khas

Blackfoot's Paradise

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Khas    12,143

Sing to the tune of Coolio's "Gansgta's Paradise".

 

As I post in the forum that's the Kingdom of Trolls

I try to boost my rep, 'cause I'm low in the polls

'Cause I've been pimpin' and bustin' for so long

That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone!

But I ain't never spammed a thread that really deserved it

Me treat Jack with respect you know that's unheard of

You better watch how you're talkin' when you come up the bend

Or New Age Posting will annoy you all to no end

I really hate to brag but I gotta fish shop

And I see myself cheering when the Cowboys are on top, fool

Gank's the kinda guy the little dummies wanna be like

Praying in the forums and shouting "Jesus Christ!"

 

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

 

My situation nearly drove me to despair

I can't live a normal life, they got me stranded in DayCare

So I gotta be down with my socks in N.A.P.

Too much comic book-reading has driven me batshit crazy

I'm a total fool with Conchaga on my mind

Got a comic in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I'm a wannabe gangsta with impotent anger

And my sockpuppets all say that I'm an awesome gang-banger, fool

DayCare ain't nothin' but a click away

I'm spammin' shit, do or die, what can I say

I'm in the clear now, but will that always be so

The way things are going, I don't know

 

Tell me why I am so blind to see

That the one I pwn, is always me

 

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

 

Fish shop and the comics, comics and the fish shop

Maybe just for once, the Cowboys won't be a flop

Everybody's groaning, but half of them ain't caring

All that they are doing, is laughing at me and staring

The say I gotta wise up, but no one hear will teach me

So I guess I'll just make it so that nobody'll wanna reach me

So now that they can't, I guess they won't

I guess they front, but I still hold to the belief that I'm hot stuff, fool

 

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

 

Tell me why I am so blind to see

That the one I pwn, is always me

Tell me why I am so blind to see

That the one I pwn, is always me

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