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"And not only that but they're suspicious as fuck, 'oh hey, a Scifi message board, that'll be the perfect place to try and sell counterfeit currency, fake passports, or Segway Vacation Tours. Now body pillow cases of Anime'd Counselor Troi with vibrator pockets I can understand." - IkaikaKekai
@  Khas : (24 May 2017 - 10:39 PM) We really need to bring Gunbird back here.
@  IkaikaKekai : (24 May 2017 - 08:24 PM) I feel the need...the need to poke people.
@  Khas : (22 May 2017 - 08:07 PM) Banninating the Spambots!
@  Khas : (22 May 2017 - 08:07 PM) I am Trogdor the Banninator!
@  IkaikaKekai : (21 May 2017 - 10:00 AM) And now the russians with this roofing tile bullshit.
@  IkaikaKekai : (20 May 2017 - 08:29 AM) Fucking seriously? Again?
@  Khas : (19 May 2017 - 06:35 PM) Closer to the whole thing.
@  IkaikaKekai : (19 May 2017 - 08:04 AM) The whole thing or just the body pillow part?
@  Khas : (18 May 2017 - 10:56 PM) Quote of the Week!
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 09:44 PM) Now body pillow cases of Anime'd Counselor Troi with vibrator pockets I can understand.
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 09:42 PM) And not only that but they're suspicious as fuck, 'oh hey, a Scifi message board, that'll be the perfect place to try and sell counterfeit currency, fake passports, or Segway Vacation Tours.
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 09:40 PM) And I can't imagine that such spam would be very successful either way. If it's on a busy forums that has a chance of being seen, it'll probably be caught and removed by an admin within an hour.
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 09:32 PM) No but I mean, is this just a phishing scam that's poorly executed, or is there really some Segway Rental place in Italy that gave someone money to go spam message boards with their spiel?
@  Khas : (18 May 2017 - 07:23 PM) Who all have very similar IP Addresses.
@  Khas : (18 May 2017 - 06:55 PM) @Ikaika: The 7 Realms Sub-forum has been suffering spammers for quite a while.
@  BLACKFOOT : (18 May 2017 - 05:48 PM) Did you miss me?
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 10:13 AM) Do companies actually pay money for message board spam, or was this just some malware/phishing bullshit?
@  Praeothmin : (16 May 2017 - 11:25 PM) Khans, I see Saefort is pulling out all the old Warsie bullshit arguments to claim SW superiority... :rolleyes:
@  Praeothmin : (16 May 2017 - 11:13 PM) We've had sub-kt firepower in SW for quite some time now... 😀
@  Khas : (14 May 2017 - 10:40 PM) Still not fully sure, but an on-topic post at Starfleet Jedi has me on the fence.

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#1 Khas

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Posted 12 April 2017 - 09:06 PM

Sing to the tune of Coolio's "Gansgta's Paradise".

 

As I post in the forum that's the Kingdom of Trolls

I try to boost my rep, 'cause I'm low in the polls

'Cause I've been pimpin' and bustin' for so long

That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone!

But I ain't never spammed a thread that really deserved it

Me treat Jack with respect you know that's unheard of

You better watch how you're talkin' when you come up the bend

Or New Age Posting will annoy you all to no end

I really hate to brag but I gotta fish shop

And I see myself cheering when the Cowboys are on top, fool

Gank's the kinda guy the little dummies wanna be like

Praying in the forums and shouting "Jesus Christ!"

 

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

 

My situation nearly drove me to despair

I can't live a normal life, they got me stranded in DayCare

So I gotta be down with my socks in N.A.P.

Too much comic book-reading has driven me batshit crazy

I'm a total fool with Conchaga on my mind

Got a comic in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I'm a wannabe gangsta with impotent anger

And my sockpuppets all say that I'm an awesome gang-banger, fool

DayCare ain't nothin' but a click away

I'm spammin' shit, do or die, what can I say

I'm in the clear now, but will that always be so

The way things are going, I don't know

 

Tell me why I am so blind to see

That the one I pwn, is always me

 

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

 

Fish shop and the comics, comics and the fish shop

Maybe just for once, the Cowboys won't be a flop

Everybody's groaning, but half of them ain't caring

All that they are doing, is laughing at me and staring

The say I gotta wise up, but no one hear will teach me

So I guess I'll just make it so that nobody'll wanna reach me

So now that they can't, I guess they won't

I guess they front, but I still hold to the belief that I'm hot stuff, fool

 

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise

 

Tell me why I am so blind to see

That the one I pwn, is always me

Tell me why I am so blind to see

That the one I pwn, is always me


Welcome to ASVS. If the door hits you on the ass on your way out, you deserved it.

 

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#2 BLACKFOOT

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 06:13 PM

Did you miss me? Oh I get it.






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