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"And not only that but they're suspicious as fuck, 'oh hey, a Scifi message board, that'll be the perfect place to try and sell counterfeit currency, fake passports, or Segway Vacation Tours. Now body pillow cases of Anime'd Counselor Troi with vibrator pockets I can understand." - IkaikaKekai
@  Khas : (24 May 2017 - 10:39 PM) We really need to bring Gunbird back here.
@  IkaikaKekai : (24 May 2017 - 08:24 PM) I feel the need...the need to poke people.
@  Khas : (22 May 2017 - 08:07 PM) Banninating the Spambots!
@  Khas : (22 May 2017 - 08:07 PM) I am Trogdor the Banninator!
@  IkaikaKekai : (21 May 2017 - 10:00 AM) And now the russians with this roofing tile bullshit.
@  IkaikaKekai : (20 May 2017 - 08:29 AM) Fucking seriously? Again?
@  Khas : (19 May 2017 - 06:35 PM) Closer to the whole thing.
@  IkaikaKekai : (19 May 2017 - 08:04 AM) The whole thing or just the body pillow part?
@  Khas : (18 May 2017 - 10:56 PM) Quote of the Week!
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 09:44 PM) Now body pillow cases of Anime'd Counselor Troi with vibrator pockets I can understand.
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 09:42 PM) And not only that but they're suspicious as fuck, 'oh hey, a Scifi message board, that'll be the perfect place to try and sell counterfeit currency, fake passports, or Segway Vacation Tours.
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 09:40 PM) And I can't imagine that such spam would be very successful either way. If it's on a busy forums that has a chance of being seen, it'll probably be caught and removed by an admin within an hour.
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 09:32 PM) No but I mean, is this just a phishing scam that's poorly executed, or is there really some Segway Rental place in Italy that gave someone money to go spam message boards with their spiel?
@  Khas : (18 May 2017 - 07:23 PM) Who all have very similar IP Addresses.
@  Khas : (18 May 2017 - 06:55 PM) @Ikaika: The 7 Realms Sub-forum has been suffering spammers for quite a while.
@  BLACKFOOT : (18 May 2017 - 05:48 PM) Did you miss me?
@  IkaikaKekai : (18 May 2017 - 10:13 AM) Do companies actually pay money for message board spam, or was this just some malware/phishing bullshit?
@  Praeothmin : (16 May 2017 - 11:25 PM) Khans, I see Saefort is pulling out all the old Warsie bullshit arguments to claim SW superiority... :rolleyes:
@  Praeothmin : (16 May 2017 - 11:13 PM) We've had sub-kt firepower in SW for quite some time now...
@  Khas : (14 May 2017 - 10:40 PM) Still not fully sure, but an on-topic post at Starfleet Jedi has me on the fence.

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#1 Khas

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Posted 01 May 2017 - 05:30 AM

Alright, time to kill this sociopathic Marty Stu.  In order to eliminate Eragon, six teams of eight people each have been sent in to try and deal with him.  The team that can kill him first wins.  The setting: the endless farmlands of Nebraska.

 

Team 1:

Lina Inverse

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Perrin Aybara

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Jotaro Kujo

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Data

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Kylo Ren

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Tony Montana

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Marvin Boggs

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Hoss Delgado

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Team 2:

Dave Ryder

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Zap Rowsdower

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Torgo

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Zathras

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Morn

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Al Bundy

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Matt Foley (Motivational Speaker)

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Louie the Rune Soldier

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Team 3:

Agent Washington

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Rainbow Dash

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Michael McNeil

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Carrot Ironfoundersson

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Marvin the Paranoid Android

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Ibram Gaunt

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Burt Gummer

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Sylvanas Windrunner

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Okay, that's Teams 1 - 3.  Teams 4 - 6 will come later...


Welcome to ASVS. If the door hits you on the ass on your way out, you deserved it.

 

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#2 Khas

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Posted 02 May 2017 - 05:00 AM

Now, Teams 4 - 6:

 

Team 4:

Lord Shen

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Rhinox

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John McClane

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Sir Lancelot (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

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Gorgutz 'Ead'unter

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Night Owl

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Big Smoke

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Commander Shepard

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Team 5:

Spider-Man

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Heavy Weapons Guy

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Harvey the Wonder Hamster

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Dolorous Edd

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Ellen Ripley

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Curly (City Slickers)

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Thanquol

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Rolf

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Team 6:

Jack Bauer

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The Kool-Aid Man

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Kevin McCallister

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B.O.B.

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Barney Gumble

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Solid Snake

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Lucario

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Gaston

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So, which team claims victory?


Welcome to ASVS. If the door hits you on the ass on your way out, you deserved it.

 

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