Alright, time to kill this sociopathic Marty Stu. In order to eliminate Eragon, six teams of eight people each have been sent in to try and deal with him. The team that can kill him first wins. The setting: the endless farmlands of Nebraska.
Matt Foley (Motivational Speaker)
Louie the Rune Soldier
Marvin the Paranoid Android
Okay, that's Teams 1 - 3. Teams 4 - 6 will come later...