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The Crack-Crossover Generation Thread

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Khas    12,142

Inspired by "The Terrible Crossover Fanfiction Idea Generator"!  Alright, for this... project, what you need are: A coin, a twenty-sided die (1d20), a twelve-sided die (1d12), and two percentile die (1d100).  And if you don't have dice like those, just use this handy little thing:

https://www.wizards.com/dnd/dice/dice.htm

Now, where the fun begins!

Step 1: Flip the coin.  If heads, your fanfic will be a two-way crossover.  If tails, it will be a three-way crossover.

 

Next, roll the percentile die.  Each number represents a different series/franchise to use, and here they are:

1 - Star Trek: The Original Series

2 - Star Trek: The Animated Series

3 - Star Trek: The Next Generation

4 - Star Trek: Deep Space Nine

5 - Star Trek: Voyager

6 - Star Trek: Enterprise

7 - Star Trek (2009)

8 - Star Trek Online

9 - Star Trek: Discovery

10 - Star Trek: Other

11 - Star Wars: Original Trilogy

12 - Star Wars: Prequel Trilogy

13 - Star Wars: The Clone Wars

14 - Star Wars: Rebels

15 - Star Wars: Sequel Trilogy

16 - Star Wars: Other

17 - Stargate: SG-1

18 - Stargate: Atlantis

19 - Stargate: Universe

20 - Battlestar Galactica (Original)

21 - Battlestar Galactica (Remake)

22 - Doctor Who

23 - Torchwood

24 - Babylon 5

25 - Firefly

26 - Lexx

27 - StarCraft

28 - Warcraft

29 - Diablo

30 - Overwatch

31 - Warhammer Fantasy

32 - Warhammer 40,000

33 - Command & Conquer: Tiberium Series

34 - Command & Conquer: Red Alert Series

35 - Forgotten Realms

36 - Greyhawk

37 - Pirates of the Caribbean

38 - Mass Effect

39 - Halo

40 - Red vs. Blue

41 - RWBY

42 - The Wheel of Time

43 - A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones

44 - Neon Genesis Evangelion

45 - Puella Magi Madoka Magica

46 - Berserk

47 - Slayers

48 - Record of Lodoss War

49 - Outlaw Star

50 - Cowboy Bebop

51 - Tenchi Muyo!

52 - Yu Yu Hakusho

53 - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure

54 - Discworld

55 - Redwall

56 - The Dresden Files

57 - The Land Before Time

58 - The Lion King

59 - The Nightmare Before Christmas

60 - Harry Potter

61 - Transformers (Generation 1)

62 - Transformers (Beast Wars)

63 - DC Animated Universe

64 - Marvel Cinematic Universe

65 - The Simpsons

66 - Family Guy

67 - Futurama

68 - Kill la Kill

69 - Akame ga Kill

70 - Final Fantasy I

71 - Final Fantasy II

72 - Final Fantasy III

73 - Final Fantasy IV

74 - Final Fantasy V

75 - Final Fantasy VI

76 - Final Fantasy VII

77 - Army of Darkness

78 - Ghostbusters

79 - The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

80 - Ed, Edd, n' Eddy

81 - Codename: Kids Next Door

82 - SpongeBob Squarepants

83 - The View Askewniverse

84 - The Rocky Horror Picture Show

85 - Pokemon

86 - Digimon

87 - The Matrix

88 - Touhou

89 - Lord of the Rings

90 - Starfox

91 - Homestar Runner

92 - Metal Gear Solid

93 - Gundam (Universal Century)

94 - Gundam (After Colony)

95 - Gundam (Future Century)

96 - Gundam (Post Disaster)

97 - Calvin and Hobbes

98 - Bloom County

99 - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

100 - Blackadder

 

(Note: For those who might otherwise not know, but still have percentile dice, when you add the sum of the dice up, getting all zeroes equals "100".)

Now, do this again, until you have either two or three franchises.  And if you roll the same number multiple times, just keep re-rolling until you get a different one.

 

Next, Roll 1d12.  This will determine the setting of the fanfic!

1 - Space

2 - The Jungle

3 - Generic Fantasy Land

4 - The Beach

5 - Modern Suburbia

6 - The Forest

7 - The Old West

8 - A Bar/Pub

9 - Prison

10 - High School

11 - A Weird Hotel

12 - A Fast Food Restaurant

 

Now that you have your setting, let's see what thing/event is crucial to the storyline!  Roll 1d20 to determine the result:

1 - A clogged toilet that needs to be unclogged

2 - Getting snowed in

3 - Applying for a job

4 - Suffering a long car ride

5 - A power outtage

6 - A baseball game

7 - Telemarketers

8 - Website-Designing

9 - Forming a rock band

10 - War breaking out for an inane reason

11 - Clones run amok

12 - Babysitting

13 - Making a movie

14 - Flame wars

15 - Wondering what they did last night

16 - A birthday party

17 - Time-travel

18 - A bizarre trial

19 - Joining a counter-terrorist group

20 - A crappy camping trip

 

So, let's see what my test results are, before I let you lot have a go!

Flipped the coin and got: Heads, so a two-way crossover.

Rolled 1d100 first time and got: 96, so that's Gundam (Post-Disaster) (aka "Iron-Blooded Orphans")

Rolled 1d100 second time and got: 13, so that's Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Rolled 1d12 and got: 5, so that's Modern Suburbia

Rolled 1d20 and got: 17, so that's Time-travel.

 

So, the resulting fanfic is a crossover between Gundam: Iron-Blooded Orphans and Star Wars: The Clone Wars, set in Modern Suburbia, and using time travel as its main plot.

 

Now, it's your turn!

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Khas    12,142

Some other results:

Flipped the coin and got: Heads

First 1d100 roll: 94 (AC Gundam, so "Gundam Wing")

Second 1d100 roll: 85 (Pokemon)

1d12 roll: 5 (Modern Suburbia)

1d20 roll: 9 (Forming a rock band)

 

Oh this one was too easy.

 

Flipped the coin and got: Tails

First 1d100 roll: 18 (Stargate: Atlantis)

Second 1d100 roll: 87 (The Matrix)

Third 1d100 roll: 63 (DC Animated Universe)

1d12 roll: 8 (A Bar/Pub)

1d20 roll: 19 (Joining a counter-terrorist group)

 

Huh.  THIS would be interesting.

 

One more.

Flipped the coin and got: Heads

First 1d100 roll: 3 (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

Second 1d100 roll: 1 (Star Trek: The Original Series)

1d12 roll: 1 (Space)

1d20 roll: 7 (Telemarketers)

 

Okay, aside from the telemarketers, this was too easy (although, the idea of Kirk and Picard teaming up to fight space-telemarketing IS pretty hilarious).  One more.

 

Flipped the coin and got: Tails

First 1d100 roll: 86 (Digimon)

Second 1d100 roll: 61 (Transformers - Generation 1)

Third 1d100 roll: 57 (The Land Before Time)

1d12 roll: 9 (Prison)

1d20 roll: 13 (Making a movie)

 

Okay.  Well THAT'S certainly crack-tastic.

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Flipped a coin and got: Tails

First 1d100 roll: 72 (Final Fantasy III)

Second 1d100 roll: 64 (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Third 1d100 roll: 75 (Final Fantasy VI)

1d12 roll: 12 (A fast food restaurant)

1d20 roll: 12 (Babysitting)

 

Um.... okay.

 

 

Flipped a coin and got: Heads

First 1d100 roll: 53 (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

Second 1d100 roll: 68 (Kill la Kill)

1d12 roll: 3 (Generic Fantasy Land)

1d20 roll: 2 (Getting snowed in)

 

This... huh.

 

 

Flipped a coin and got: Heads

First 1d100 roll: 24 (Babylon 5)

Second 1d100 roll: 75 (Final Fantasy VI)

1d12 roll: 5 (Modern Suburbia)

1d20 roll: 16 (A birthday party)

 

Kefka shows up at Cartagia's birthday party in the suburbs?  Disturbing....

 

Flipped a coin and got: Heads

First 1d100 roll: 17 (Stargate: SG-1)

Second 1d100 roll: 38 (Mass Effect)

1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel)

1d20 roll: 11 (Clones run amok)

 

Well, that's certainly.... interesting.

 

Flipped a coin and got: Tails

First 1d100 roll: 52 (Yu Yu Hakusho)

Second 1d100 roll: 14 (Star Wars: Rebels)

Third 1d100 roll: 46 (Berserk)

1d12 roll: 8 (A Bar/Pub)

1d20 roll: 19 (Joining a Counter-Terrorist Group)

 

Okay.  This one probably can't work.

 

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Flipped a coin and got: Heads

First 1d100 roll: 18 (SG: Atlantis)

Second 1d100 roll: 89 (LOTR)

1d12 roll: 4 (the beach...how appropos)

1d20 roll: 15 (wondering what they did last night)

 

heh, so the flying city of Atlantis ends up falling into a wormhole, and the crew loses consciousness...when they wake up, they have landed on the western ocean of Middle-Earth, and have beached themselves near Belfalas, in the land of Gondor. General O'Neill looks out upon the unfamiliar landscape, and says, "Where are we?" Just then, King Aragorn rides up with his knights, wondering what this massive thing is that just washed up...yeah, I think we can work with this one ^^

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Flipped a coin and got: Heads

First 1d100 roll: 1 (ST:TOS)

Second 1d100 roll: 97 (Calvin and Hobbes)

1d12 roll: 6 (the forest?)

1d20 roll: 2 (getting snowed in)

 

hoo boy...okay, so Calvin and Hobbes were having an epic snowball fight, when they get lost in the woods. coming out in a meadow, they find a strange crystalline substance in the middle. just as they were about to touch it, there's a high pitched *shweee* sound and a glow all around them. sensing a trap, Calvin and Hobbes assume a back-to-back defensive posture. the light subsides, and standing there are Kirk, Spock, McCoy, and a redshirt. Ensign Redshirt steps forward, phaser raised, and says, "Captain, the Klingons have beat us to the dilithium crystals!" Before Kirk can tell him "Wait. Ensign. He. Might. Be. A. Normal. Kid," Redshirt attempts to fire on Calvin. But the canny Calvin had been holding his last snowball in his hands since they entered the forest, and now it was a good solid golf-ball sized marble of pure ice. He flings the ice ball, striking the onrushing Redshirt on the forehead, sending him sprawling onto the snow-covered meadow. Spock gives a Vulcan salute, and says, "We do not wish to harm you. Please step away from the dilithium crystals, they are highly radioactive." As Kirk finally finishes his first sentence, McCoy has rushed to the side of the unmoving Redshirt, running a medical tricorder scan. He looks up at Kirk, and says, "He's...not dead, Jim." etc. etc. yeah sure we can run with this one too ^^

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Flipped the coin.  Heads.

First 1d100 roll: 22 (Doctor Who)

Second 1d100 roll: 72 (Final Fantasy III)

1d12 roll: 8 (A bar/pub)

1d20 roll: 18 (A bizarre trial)

 

Hm.  This one actually sounds like it could be a genuine Doctor Who episode.

 

 

Flipped the coin. Heads.

First 1d100 roll: 37 (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Second 1d100 roll: 100 (Blackadder)

1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel)

1d20 roll: 9 (Forming a rock band)

 

Not sure if easy or hard.....

 

 

Flipped the coin.  Tails.

First 1d100 roll: 77 (Army of Darkness)

Second 1d100 roll: 76 (Final Fantasy VII)

Third 1d100 roll: 78 (Ghostbusters)

1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel)

1d20 roll: 18 (A bizarre trial)

 

Too easy.

 

 

Flipped the coin.  Heads.

First 1d100 roll: 51 (Tenchi Muyo!)

Second 1d100 roll: 82 (SpongeBob Squarepants)

1d12 roll: 8 (A bar/pub)

1d20 roll: 8 (Website Designing)

 

Delightfully Crack-tastic!

 

Flipped the coin.  Tails.

First 1d100 roll: 47 (Slayers)

Second 1d100 roll: 92 (Metal Gear Solid)

Third 1d100 roll: 53 (JoJo's Bizarre Adventure)

1d12 roll: 2 (The Jungle)

1d20 roll: 6 (A baseball game)

 

Lina and co, the Stardust Crusaders, and Solid Snake playing baseball in the jungle?  Alrighty then.

 

 

Flipped the coin.  Heads.

First 1d100 roll: 57 (The Land Before Time)

Second 1d100 roll: 48 (Record of Lodoss War)

1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel)

1d20 roll: 6 (A baseball game)

 

Well then.  This is... a thing.

 

 

Flipped the coin.  Tails.

First 1d100 roll: 66 (Family Guy)

Second 1d100 roll: 34 (Command & Conquer: Red Alert Series)

Third 1d100 roll: 18 (Stargate: Atlantis)

1d12 roll: 2 (Generic Fantasy Land)

1d20 roll: 14 (Flame Wars)

 

Wuh.. wuh... What.

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Flipped the coin.  Tails.

First 1d100 roll: 76 (Final Fantasy VII)

Second 1d100 roll: 41 (RWBY)

Third 1d100 roll: 7 (Star Trek (2009))

1d12 roll: 6 (The Forest)

1d20 roll: 8 (Website Designing).

 

Cloud Strife teams up with Team RWBY and the crew of the Starship Enterprise to design a website.  In the middle of the forest.  Meh, I've read worse.

 

Flipped the coin: Tails.

First 1d100 roll: 64 (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

Second 1d100 roll: 68 (Kill la Kill)

Third 1d100 roll: 43 (A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones)

1d12 roll: 11 (A weird hotel)

1d20 roll: 4 (Suffering a long car ride)

 

Uh.... Ryoko and Satsuki plan to join the Avengers, but have to endure a long car ride to get to the weird hotel where they're going to meet up with Tony Stark/Iron Man, only for White Walkers to start attacking?

 

 

Flipped the coin.  Heads.

First 1d100 roll: 39 (Halo)

Second 1d100 roll: 27 (StarCraft)

1d12 roll: 12 (A fast food restaurant)

1d20 roll: 9 (Forming a rock band)

 

Jim Raynor, Zeratul, Master Chief, and Arbiter discuss forming a rock band while in some fast food joint?  Do Cortana and Sarah Kerrigan get into arguments about who the lead female singer should be?  And what exactly are the burgers made of?  Hydralisk meat?

 

Flipped the coin.  Heads.

First 1d100 roll: 68 (Kill la Kill)

Second 1d100 roll: 92 (Metal Gear Solid)

1d12 roll: 8 (A bar/pub)

1d20 roll: 3 (Applying for a job)

 

Huh.

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